toothpast:

mosebys:

nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans

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And this is why you can never fucking trust the media

(via crystallized-teardrops)

fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

(Source: strocka, via crystallized-teardrops)

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

(Source: lohnerism, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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(via sorry)

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kicktheyoutubers:

*fails the math section as much as that guy from boston fails to see the grand canyon*

theycallmenochills:

Best friend: I just passed my driving test!!!

Me: …

Best friends: Aren’t you gonna say congratulations?

Me: I would praise you, but I wish not to hinder your free will…it’s dehumanizing…

  • harry potter fans: i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now
  • what she says: I'm fine
  • what she means: I will never see the Grand Canyon the way Garcia Lopez de Cardenas did

croptops:

don’t bedazzle your opponents. bedazzle the grand canyon. then maybe one day you can truly /see/ it

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"Did you really see The Grand Canyon? Or did The Grand Canyon see you?"
- PSAT Proverb (via its-her-dreamland)