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wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

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the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

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  • Books 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
  • Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.

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vuelie:

wearing a blanket around the house like

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bipetual:

illegally downloading things

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nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

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