lapfoxs:

ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL

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fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

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Anonymous asked: spoiler alert: they all die in the end

tsarbucks:

communistbakery:

what is this a spoiler for ??

life

sodamnrelatable:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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crystallized-teardrops:

fact: i will never stop complaining

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larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

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