damn boy are you the terms and conditions because i don’t give a fuck what you have to say.
Dad voice: ask your mother
Mom voice: ask your father
*offspring voice to dad*: mom said yes
IM IN MY SCHOOLS LIBRARY RN AND IM SITTING IN THE QUIET AREA DOING WORK AND THIS GIRL JUST TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF ME BUT HER FLASH WENT OFF AND I LOOKED AT HER AND SHE GOT SO RED AND SHE LOOKED MORTIFIED AND SHE CONVULSED IN HER SEAT AND KNOCKED HER LAPTOP AND BOOKS OFF HER DESK AND I JUST KEPT LOOKING AT HER AND SHE WAS LIKE ‘IM SO SO SORRY I FOLLOW YOU ON TUMBLR AND I JUST WANTED A PICTURE’ IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD OMGF